how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
My John Green Halloween (HallowGreen) costume
Can’t tell if stranger or Me from the Past.
Got a dream, got a spark, got somewhere to be
the illuminati cut him off before he could drop the whole truth bomb
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half